Rule Number One: Look Good At All Times

Girl in college in New York, but studying abroad in Berlin. 4'10". I like sewing clothes, musical theatre, wearing bows in my hair and speaking in a Jewish mother accent.

alltreesareoaks:

sugartitz:

Brennin is a juice maid poster child hipster angel goddess lady

this picture is really weird what is happening 

what ISN’T happening in this picture?

alltreesareoaks:

sugartitz:

Brennin is a juice maid poster child hipster angel goddess lady

this picture is really weird what is happening 

what ISN’T happening in this picture?

sugartitz:

who taught these people how to dance?

i agree. choreography is lacking.

sugartitz:

who taught these people how to dance?

i agree. choreography is lacking.

tyleroakley:

This happened, somewhere in the world, 2 days ago.

tyleroakley:

This happened, somewhere in the world, 2 days ago.

(Source: fugrats)

heidi braids

heidi braids

(Source: theblondejournal, via prepfection)

hyoos:

Clip-art movie posters. 

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RON IS A CLOWN

hyoos:

Clip-art movie posters. 

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RON IS A CLOWN

(via ithacainsights)

classandswank:

Carven
Lindsay Lullman
Elle, December 2011

DIRNDL INSPIRED FASHION? I’M DOWN

classandswank:

Carven

Lindsay Lullman

Elle, December 2011

DIRNDL INSPIRED FASHION? I’M DOWN

kieljamespatrick:

I always pick up my pace a notch when strolling around in NYC

kieljamespatrick:

I always pick up my pace a notch when strolling around in NYC

PIZZA. TOOTHPASTE. JACKIE CHAN- OHHHHHH. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

PIZZA. TOOTHPASTE. JACKIE CHAN- OHHHHHH. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

(via corpsepose)

THIS IS FROM THE EPISODE WHERE GORDO WAS REALLY INTO RAT PACK MUSIC AND THEN ETHAN GOT REALLY INTO IT SO THE WHOLE SCHOOL GOT INTO IT AND STARTED DRESSING REALLY 60S AND TALKING FUNNY AND THEN THEY WANTED TO DO A RAT PACK DANCE AND GET GORDO TO HELP BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED IT ALL BUT BY THAT TIME HE WAS OVER IT BECAUSE HE DIDN’T LIKE THAT EVERYONE LIKED IT BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE ORIGINAL AND INDIE BUT THEN HE DECIDED AT THE END THAT THAT WAS STUPID SO HE CAME TO THE DANCE AND WAS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY AND EVERYONE LOVED HIM

THIS IS FROM THE EPISODE WHERE GORDO WAS REALLY INTO RAT PACK MUSIC AND THEN ETHAN GOT REALLY INTO IT SO THE WHOLE SCHOOL GOT INTO IT AND STARTED DRESSING REALLY 60S AND TALKING FUNNY AND THEN THEY WANTED TO DO A RAT PACK DANCE AND GET GORDO TO HELP BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED IT ALL BUT BY THAT TIME HE WAS OVER IT BECAUSE HE DIDN’T LIKE THAT EVERYONE LIKED IT BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE ORIGINAL AND INDIE BUT THEN HE DECIDED AT THE END THAT THAT WAS STUPID SO HE CAME TO THE DANCE AND WAS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY AND EVERYONE LOVED HIM

(Source: chokehold, via sugartitz)