Rule Number One: Look Good At All Times

Girl in college in New York. Studied abroad in Berlin. 4'10". I like sewing clothes, musical theatre, wearing bows in my hair and speaking in a bad Jewish mother accent.

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PIZZA. TOOTHPASTE. JACKIE CHAN- OHHHHHH. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

PIZZA. TOOTHPASTE. JACKIE CHAN- OHHHHHH. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

(via corpsepose)

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    Easy shit. 1) bicycles 2) motorcycles 3) Jackie Chan…dammit! This is harder than was initially imagined.
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